Thursday, January 28, 2010

BREAKING NEWS: Pro Wrestlers get drunk and Hit People!



























Shocking news out of Kentucky (which I just found out is actually a state!). WWE Pro Wrestlers Greg Helms and Chris Jericho were arrested last night at a Kentucky gas station for public intoxication.

As the story goes Helms and Jericho were in a cab with a woman and another man when helms decided to get all slappy-facey on his three cab mates. Both wrestlers were charged with public drunkenness, and it remains to be scene if the other two passengers will press charges for assault.

Jericho is a bonified star in the world of rasslin and also has a crappy metal band (Fozzy) and recently hosted yet another list show for VH1. Helms is the wrestling equivalent of the retarded cousin the added to the last season of The Brady Bunch. Perhaps his three party partners brought up that fact, and in turn caused him to show them that while his ring skills are lacking, his PIMP HAND IS STRONNNNG!

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