OSCAR 2010 RECAP: THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE AWESOME!

Another Oscars come and gone, and all in all it was a fairly goos ceremony this year. Leeeeeettttts...RECAP!

THE GOOD

HOLLYWOOD PRETTY MUCH GOT IT RIGHT!

In my opinion those most deserved of their Oscars got them (possible exception for Sandra Bullock but her speech redeemed kinda redeemed it).

Speaking of speeches, this was a great year for great acceptances. Christpoh Waltz's speech was beautiful and poetic, while Jeff Bridges was a fun goofy romp with the heartfelt family tribute thrown in.

Martin and Baldwin were great as hosts, although I could have done for a bit shorter opening monologue.

The John Hughes tribute was fantastic and touching and the tribute to Horror movies was great.

THE BAD

INTERPRETIVE DANCE!

Look, I am a singer songwriter so I enjoy every year when the Best Song nominees are performed. This year they jettisoned that idea in lieu of the Original Score Nominees set to Interpretive Dance. Personally, I would have rather seen Ryan Bingham preforming the beautiful eventual winner "The Weary Kind" then to see some poppin and lockin to the sounds of THE HURT LOCKER.

Furthermore, Barbara Striesand trying to create her own "Do You Believe In Miracles" moment while introducing Katheryn Bigelow. "Hey Babs, shut yo mouth when the relevant folks is talkin!"

Also, the woman who won Costume Design starting off her speech by saying "I've won two of these already" in such a superior way. GUES WHAT, I DON'T HAVE AN OSCAR, I DONT EVEN HAVE A RAZZIE SO SAY THANK YOU AND KINDLY EXIT YOU WORTHLESS HARPY!

and finally... THE AWESOME





















ALL HAIL THE CRAZY PURPLE KANYE STALKER LADY!

Seriously, that was pretty awesome. The Real Story is pretty great, but it might be better to imagine that she was just some crazy that was unaffiliated with the story and found her way to the stage.

and of course the most awesome....

HURT LOCKER FTW, HURT LOCKER FTW, BIGELOW BOOMBAYE, BIGELOW BOOMBAYE, F-U JAMES CAMERON RIGHT IN THE A! MWAH HAH AH HAH HAH AHAH AHAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111ONE!




ahhhhhhhh. nice